May232013

too-stoned-to-remember:

I was at work thinking about Star Trek (as you do) and the phone rang and when I transferred their call instead of asking them to hold I said “stand by” 

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Done this more than once.

(via fiftyshadesofdickgrayson)

May202013

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

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can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. 

(via mywonderwall143)

12AM
sherlawkward: jensensations: care to try some Old Sport, old sport? OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE

sherlawkward:

jensensations:

care to try some Old Sport, old sport?

OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE

(via mywonderwall143)
May192013

sharroku:

thoughts on doctor who finale:

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12AM

great gatsby deleted scene

  • ((playing wii sports with gatsby))
  • nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate

OH MY WORD FOUR FOR YOU 

12AM

-falls over into a puddle cause still haven’t seen this movie-

Or whatever.  ya know.

(Source: bookjunkie26, via loveandothercriminalacts)
12AM

ohkellynicole:

icarusing:

#your face is a rare gift

that tag

(Source: samwiseg, via circusboygrayson)
12AM

damonallbran:

preliminaires:

neugenics:

badafro:

ohmygustavsson:

pregnancy begins when you look at a boy

pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy

pregnancy begins

the dark pregnancy 

the dark pregnancy rises

(Source: ameowlia, via sleepingfortomorrow)

12AM

Far from perfect: saved by grace.: waylanexists: “If it’s meant to be, it’ll work” is a poor excuse to...

waylanexists:

“If it’s meant to be, it’ll work” is a poor excuse to not educate yourself about marriage. My coworker said the above statement as I was trying to persuade him that, since marriage is just about the most important thing he’ll do in life, he owes it to his future wife to start…

I like throwing things on my blog. SO HERE YOU ALL GO.

May172013
w576: I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream. -ugly girl crying-

w576:

I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.

-ugly girl crying-
May162013
the-hunger-festivities: Thank god someone did this I dont usually like these, but this is great.

the-hunger-festivities:

Thank god someone did this

I dont usually like these, but this is great.

(Source: christineem, via mememaster)
3PM

decomposinghouses:

Do some pastors use the bible to mooch tithes off of innocent people? Yes.

Do some Christians preach at people relentlessly while they hide all of their sin away in the dark? Yes.

Do some of the most insensitive and ignorant people in America claim to be of the Christian faith? Yes.

Does the existence of terrible Christians necessarily disprove the existence of God and a real Christian faith? No.

(via fluteforchrist)

1PM

59 Reasons We're Going To Miss "The Office"

tearsofaworkinggirl:

Good-bye, Scranton.

NOOOOO There are going to be too many tears tonight

I CANT.

10AM

pencilfury:

I know they’ve all been published previously but I thought I’d collect my favourite ones together for one post.

(via fer1972)
May152013

metallickah:

unrealthings:

batreaux:

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks

#communism works on paper but not on tile or marble

(via missalexus)

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